The Same Profession? gimme a star...?
Q. A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759)… [cont.]
Asked by potaTorrents - Tue May 29 02:42:58 2007 - Jokes & Riddles - 8 Answers - Comments

A. WOOO he got him behind the 8 ball Good one
Answered by Far Away ( Almost there) - Tue May 29 03:37:11 2007

How to beat need for speed undercover 2?
Q. it says im at 98% done. i have all the hidden shops, found all the magazine covers, all the body parts and ive gone to the world map in " the garage" and did all the races level 1 to level 5... what do i do now? i have my car up to 10 stars. how do i beat it?
Asked by kuch56 - Sun Feb 7 15:58:18 2010 - Video & Online Games - 1 Answers - Comments

Star if u liked this jokes, thanks!?
Q. Mechanic Vs. Surgeon A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?&quot [cont.]
Asked by - Wed Jun 30 00:56:39 2010 - Jokes & Riddles - 12 Answers - Comments

A. Oh La La! That was superb! LMAO!!!.
Answered by Brainz - Sat Jul 3 19:36:03 2010

star if you like this jokes, thanks?
Q. Mechanic Vs. Surgeon A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?&quot [cont.]
Asked by - Mon Sep 6 16:21:41 2010 - Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers - Comments

A. A surgeon knows nothing and does everything. A psychiatrist knows nothing and does nothing. A family doctor knows everything and does everything.
Answered by - Mon Sep 6 16:49:41 2010

Cmon u people . . . . . . Another joke for u . . . . .?
Q. A nice joke for u people . . . . A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the motor of a dodge SRT-4 when he noticed a well known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was waitin there for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey,Doc wanna take a look at this ?" The cardiologist,a bit surprised,walked over to where the mechanic was workin on the SRT.The mechanic straightened up,wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So Doc,look at this engine.I open his heart,take the valves out,repair any damage and then put them back in,and when i finish,it just works like new. So how can i make 39,675 a year,a pretty small salary,and u get the really big bucks, $1,695,759,w [cont.]
Asked by SE7EN - Thu Mar 1 00:54:37 2007 - Jokes & Riddles - 17 Answers - Comments

A. here is one only 4 u: teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA : Here it is! teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria! ___ teacher : Why are you late, Frank? frank : Because of the sign. teacher : What sign? frank : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ___ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___ teacher : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" teacher : No, that's wrong glenn : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___ teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? donald : h i j k l m n o!! teacher : What are you talking about? [cont.]
Answered by sweety - Thu Mar 1 05:05:06 2007

how many cars do you think will finish the all-star race?
Q. ok, it's a fairly random question, but a fun one to guess at - like having an "over-under" number for a game. so, how many cars, out of the 24 that will start the all-star race, will finish? (note: answers like "all of them that cross the finish line" will be disqualified. the answer for this must be a single number) and as a tiebreaker, how many will finish on the lead lap? (note: answers like "all of those not on the lead lap and not in the garage" will be disqualified. the answer for this must be a single number) closest guess gets bragging rights, just like the drivers... and we'll make this a points event, unlike the all-star race. ten points to the winner!!! my guess: 17 will finish, and 13 will be on… [cont.]
Asked by Rowdy's #1 Fan - Fri May 16 11:38:09 2008 - NASCAR - 10 Answers - Comments

A. 22 will finish. 19 will be on the lead lap. Dale jr for the win
Answered by jrcandewit - Fri May 16 13:04:44 2008

what an answer???
Q. A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? " The doctor leaned over and whispered to… [cont.]
Asked by muskaan - Fri Nov 16 00:37:20 2007 - Jokes & Riddles - 10 Answers - Comments

A. cool!! incredibly smart!
Answered by Coin - Fri Nov 16 00:44:38 2007

A Joke: Walking The Dog?
Q. A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on… [cont.]
Asked by WingIt - Wed Aug 8 17:55:23 2007 - Jokes & Riddles - 16 Answers - Comments

A. haha best joke i've heard on YA so far
Answered by KWITCHABITCHN - Wed Aug 8 18:05:46 2007

P/S: What are your favorite quotes of all time?
Q. Some of mine are: "Don't ever take someone for granted or one day you'll realise you lost a diamond while picking up stones" "Saying you're a christian just because you go to church is like saying you're a car because you're standing in a garage"' "There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us,' that it ill behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us." "Expecting life to be good to you because you're a nice person is like expecting a bear not to eat you because you're a vegetarian." Star if you liked my quotes I also like "We need to stand up and fight for what we believe in or else nothing will change, but we also need to sit down and talk or else people won't… [cont.]
Asked by That Girl - Wed Jun 8 15:38:18 2011 - Polls & Surveys - 10 Answers - 1 Comments

A. "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
Answered by - Wed Jun 8 15:40:37 2011

Funny Joke!!?
Q. A man is eating in a posh restaurant when he notices a beautiful lady dining alone. He beckons over the waiter, and asks him to bring the lady a bottle of their finest champagne. The woman receives the bottle, looks it up and down coolly, and sends a note back over to the gentleman. The note says ''I will accept this bottle if you have a mercedes in your garage, PS1mllion in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.'' The man sends a note back which says ''I have a Ferrari, a BMW and a Porsche Turbo in my garage, "PS20million in the bank, but - not even for a lady as beautiful as yourself will I cut off 4 inches. Please send the bottle back.'' star me if u like it!!! :-)
Asked by ShelFish - Tue Jul 24 05:03:12 2007 - Jokes & Riddles - 7 Answers - Comments

A. Hi Shel, nice to have you back. It's been a while. Hey how can I not give you a star for this excellent joke. LOL
Answered by Rambooze - Tue Jul 24 09:47:11 2007

walking the dog joke, remember stars if funny :)?
Q. A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, " Dad , may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat and to come to you. Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on… [cont.]
Asked by bperez2002 - Fri May 18 01:54:15 2007 - Jokes & Riddles - 3 Answers - Comments

A. lol hahahaha i it!!! :]
Answered by :) - Fri May 18 19:30:15 2007